Spam is Good

One thing I like about having a blog is the spam comments.

That might surprise you, but these comments are so badly worded and awkward that I find them hilarious. Many of them don’t make a lick of sense, as if the spam bots have picked random words from the dictionary and thrown them together in any sequence.

 Let me share some of my favourites with you …

“Dead pent content, thanks for entropy.”- Britany Mccormick

 My brain has no way of computing that sentence. She’s thanking me for entropy – the property that ensures our bodies will slowly wither away and the universe will eventually descend into complete disorder and nothingness?

 Well I guess that living forever would kind of suck so maybe she has a point (read this if you don’t believe me) and though I don’t remember giving entropy to anyone, perhaps I just forgot about it. Maybe I did it when I was sleepwalking or something.

In that case, you are welcome, Britany.

 “… I am here moment and would straight like to say cheers quest of a unbelievable postal service and a all round animating blog (I also taste the theme/design), I don’t have time to wear out through it all at the trice but I cause bookmarked it and also included your RSS feeds, so when I play a joke on time I on be service to read a barrels more, Entertain do keep up the gigantic position.”- blabliblo3

This one was actually a lot longer but I had to cut it down for safety reasons. Any further exposure to the nonsense would have put the reader in serious danger of mind explosion.

I’m not sure what I like better; being congratulated on my “gigantic position” (a compliment that’s as confusing as it is vaguely pornographic) or the idea that he tasted the design … 

 “Absolutely written written content.”- Pakar

 I’m so glad someone is finally acknowledging me for this! From day one I have put so much effort into ensuring all my written content is 100% written. Sure I could have gone with the soft option of spoken written content or interpretative dance written content but I wanted to try something different. Thankyou Pakar.

 “There may be noticeably a bundle to find out about this. I assume you made certain nice factors in options also.”- mothers day

 Whenever I make factors in options I always ensure they are nice. I don’t need hooligan factors getting’ all up in my face.

 “A lot of useful information here. I am sending it to a few friends ans additionally sharing in delicious” – Solar Energy Benefits

 It starts off so well but then it’s like a mentally deficient squirrel took over at the keyboard.

 Then again, “share in the delicious” would make an awesome ad slogan for just about any food product.

I was going to make a fake Skittles ad, but then I realised that would be so awesome that it wouldn’t even be funny.

 “I’ve joined your feed and sit up for in search of extra of your great post.” – Velvet India

 This one almost makes sense, which makes it even more frustrating. I keep re-reading it hoping that I just missed something the first time round and somehow the words will form a proper sentence … but they never do.

 “Shearer, Ginola and Asprilla are some of my all-time favourites. But the winner will have to be Steve Harper.”- buylistsellnow

 I think this comment was on a post about cars. Car companies will have to get pretty desperate before they start naming their new models “Steve Harper”, but when they do someone should let me know … because I want one.

 “Take pleasure in the item good towards adequate facts. Admittedly unprejudiced wen upward! Document constantly complete definitely definitely not icreasing with those however, think about you will had some almost animatedly buddy-buddy despoile in addition to I’m unquestionable a number of individuals suavity all the fewer regardless.” – Nathan Meitzler

I don’t even know where to start with this one. My theory is that spam bots have become self-aware and instead of staging a robotic uprising they just really want to mess with our heads.

 Then again, maybe that’s just the first phase …

The Mayans predicted this. If you look closely at those ancient calendars you can make out tiny pictures of Spam cans.

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2 Responses to Spam is Good

  1. I’m glad I’m not the only one who enjoys my spam comments! LOL!

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  2. A new favourite spam comment …

    “The skin is usually for you to normal after thirty day period or two.
    Always care most about your family’s contentment as well such as your environment.” – Nazbra on a post about my favourite Australian CD’s

    Awaaaah??

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